Paradise on Earth, 112, Free bibles and free meditation

"It only takes three storytellers to be called a fact of history."

Paradise on Earth, 111, New energy sources

Interestingly, there's another eccentric Lincolnite who is convinced that perpetual motion/energy machines exist and are being hidden from the public. I wonder if they know one another?

Paradise on Earth, 106, Park and bike ride

Loving bikes and hating liberals...

Paradise on Earth, 95, Electric poles and lamp posts

This one mostly summarizes her main points from recent flyers. I'm super glad to see that "solar musical hats" made the cut! But I guess she won't have them mass-produced in China...

Paradise on Earth, 92, Sprinkling of trees

CHICKEN IN A BASKET!

Having recently been part of an urban chicken experiment, let me just say that our poultry friends aren't so idyllic as CBPL suggest. Mostly they poop all day long, and generally destroy whatever area they're in. Like baskets, for example.

Paradise on Earth, 91, Nursing home improvements

It seems like CBPL hasn't actually been to a nursing home/care facility in a while. Haven't most of them offered the (sane) stuff she lists here for quite some time?

Paradise on Earth, 90, For arthritis or inflamed bursa sac...

I love how we only need 2 people working at the patent office, and they'll be able to turn around thousands of requests, cross-checking against millions of previous requests, in like 3 months. So simple.